Sharon Osbourne Slams Rock Royalty and Just About Everybody Else

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X-factor judge Sharon Osbourne has been dueling with Pete Doherty all summer and is now ready to pick fights with other celebrities. She has unkind words for the slash and tuck jobs done on the faces of the famous, and she should know - having undergone enough plastic surgery herself to lighten her husband's wallet by $500,000.

"Melanie Griffith has destroyed herself," Sharon said. "She was this lovely, fresh, blonde Californian girl, and now she's just grotesque — it's so sad."

The rock matriarch also slammed on actor turned circus freak Mickey Rourke: "God! He obviously hates himself, doesn't he? If you are constantly seeking approval and celebrity then it can do that to you, which is scary."

The First Lady of Heavy Metal also hates Madonna for her constant image makeovers: "I would like to punch her," Sharon told British GQ magazine. "She's a twat. So is so full of shit. Into Kabbalah one minute, and a Catholic the next. She'll be a Hindu soon, no doubt."

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Just Have the Child Beyoncé, It's Your Destiny

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Beyoncé Knowles is denying the rumors that she's pregnant, but the New York Daily News is reporting that a source overheard her confirm to a friend last week that she's expecting a baby with beau Jay-Z.

The former Destiny's Child singer allegedly made the confession at the opening of Jay's 40/40 club in Atlantic City. It's still not confirmed though, since the News also reported another guest as saying, "I definitely saw her drinking Champagne," which might suggest that the superstar was unlikely to be pregnant.

But then another source who attended a lunch party with the singer almost a month ago said, "the table talk was all about her presumed pregnancy" and there's speculation that there's a bump under that midriff.

The official word from Beyoncé's people is a terse, "This is not true." So for now, we'll add this one to the rumor that Jay-Z and Beyoncé have already secretly married.

Vampires Were Goth Centuries Before It Became Cool

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They are immortal and sexy with great taste in clothes and an even greater taste for human blood. Vampires in films and TV are remembered this Halloween as The Usual Suspects for all those who go missing. Who's your vampire daddy? Among the greats are Bela Lugosi, Grandpa Munster, or the love-at-first-bite trio from Interview with the Vampire , Brad Pitt (Oh yes Louis!), Tom Cruise (Lestat) and Antonio Banderas (Armand). Also making a list of Top 10 vampires are Angel's hotty vamp David Boreanaz , and Kiefer Sutherland who played the long-fanged leader of The Lost Boys, the hippiest gang of bloodsuckers ever.

Read "The Immortals of the Undead: Sucking...But in a Good Way" by Daniel Frankel.

Alias Insiders are Saying ...

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Alias insiders are saying that Michael Vartan has signed on to return to Alias for episodes 1 - 3 next season after the ever-smiling Jennifer Garner returns from maternity leave. If there is an Alias next season.

Julian McMahon Talks About Christian's Favorite Subject: Sex

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Kristin from eonline had a very REVEALING conversation with Nip/Tuck’s Julian McMahon as he talked about shooting eight sex scenes in one day and about pushing the envelope this year, make that, the last three years.

K: So, ok, Julian...What is it with you and all the crazy sex? Is Dylan jealous?

J: [laughs] I think Dylan’s consistently jealous. It’s not something that he’ll say, and he will defer [the jealousy] to his character, but you know, look at the guy. I mean, I get all the babes and he doesn’t and so that’s all I can say about that. He should be jealous! We try not to let our lives bleed into this on-set stuff, but really it does. I’m just like my character, and so is he.

K: Wow, so you’ve had a lot of action in your time.

J: I have. Particularly in the last couple of years. I’m like Action Jackson in the last couple of years.

K: This show isn’t just pushing the envelope – it’s ripping it apart. Do you ever think ‘OK, now we’ve gone way too far…’?

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Survivor Guatemala 8: Like Water for Chocolate

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By now, you should all be convinced that Survivor: Guatemala is the most difficult reality show ever attempted. Forget the bug eaters on Fear Factor, the Survivor players are suffering from dehydration, painful open sores, 120 degree heat, swollen ankles, boob grabbing challenges and death by chocolate rewards.

Down to eleven players split between the two tribes, the Reward Challenge offers a dizzying and ditzy ring around the maypole contest. The tribes are required to spin like whirling dervishes as they wrap four members together in sheets of fabric, then try to unspool just as quickly. The 30 feet of material proves too much for Nakum who panic and fall down in a heap. Steph and Lydia are wrapped up in bondage and Yaxha wins in a walk.

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Elvis is King of Top-Earning Dead Celebrities

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You're positive you saw him drinking a Pepsi outside the EZ Mart in Little Rock. Or was it him standing next to you at the urinal in the men's room at Fuddrucker's in Coconut Grove? He's everywhere, man, and still raking in a hunka hunka more money in a single month from beyond the grave than you'll ever seen in your lifetime.

Just in time for Halloween, Forbes.com has released its annual list of the top-earning dead celebrities. For the fifth year in a row, the most grateful dead celebrity hauling in piles of cold cash is Elvis Presley.

The King's estate earned a reported $45 million this year, while "Peanuts" cartoonist Charles M. Schulz was next on the list at $35 million. Recently deceased Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, and Marlon Brando are all new for the top wage earning dead. All together, these Top 13 brought in a collective $186 million from residuals from their recordings, writings, and rights usage. And they can't spend any of it.

The Top 13 DEAD Earners:

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Lindsay Lohan Joins Cast of Kennedy Assassination Film

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The Hollywood Reporter is breaking the story that Lindsay Lohan has landed a role in the indie drama film "Bobby" written by Emilio Estevez who will also be directing.

The ensemble cast includes Anthony Hopkins, Demi Moore, Sharon Stone, Elijah Wood, Nick Cannon, Shia LaBeouf, Brian Geraghty and Freddy Rodriguez. The film is set to go into production next week.

"Bobby" is a fictionalized account of the 1968 assassination of presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy and focuses on the lives of the people who were working and staying at the Ambassador Hotel in L.A. in the hours leading up to the murder. Lohan plays a woman who marries her boyfriend's brother (Elijah Wood) to keep him from being sent to Vietnam, only to fall in love with him.

"Lindsay, who you do not think of as an indie film actress," said producer Edward Bass, "is an inspired choice and is the heart of the movie."

Britney Spears Tells Kevin He Can't Sing a Lick

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Kevin Federline recently brought home a tape of new music he had just recorded and was greeted with giggles and jeers by his lovely wife Britney Spears according to reports.

In Touch Weekly magazine claims K-Fed's efforts at being a rocker were "greeted with hurtful laughter from his superstar wife, who was unimpressed," an insider told the reporter. "She said his debut CD might sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand’ copies if he was lucky. Kevin looked really hurt."

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Janet Jackson Sings "The Kid is Not My Daughter"

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Janet Jackson is publicity denying claims that she "is the one" who had a baby 18 years ago then dumped a daughter on her older sister to raise. She's also embarrassed by that nude sunbathing butt bongo video that clearly show she has nothing to hide, yet her lawyers are storming the internet trying to get it taken down from hundreds of websites. Go right ahead, we've already seen it.

Janet released an exclusive statement to Access Hollywood:

"I do not have a child and all allegations saying so are false."

So there you have it. It's all cleared up now. Janet Jackson says she has no biological kid of her own. And brother Michael Jackson insists he has three.

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