
Everyone riding on Planet Internet has an opinion on the size of Jude Law's wiener. (Sort of NSFW.)
Jude dude, if you're gonna be nude after four weeks of being hounded by paparazzi, at least use the George Castanza excuse: "I was in the water! There was shrinkage!"
Best headline of the bunch: "Jude Law Should Just Kill Himself." (Ha!) But seriously, hunk fans, he's blessed with a gorgeous face and his Mary Poppins popper actually looks normal.


