• OMG! She has the nerve to call Jennifer Aniston "homely" but just HOW UGLY is Kimberly Stewart?
• Ashlee Simpson's movie "Undiscovered" remains unknown and had a very Grimm weekend at the box office. Who knew Ashlee made a new movie??
• Britney Spears yells at a 13-year-old leaving the traumatized tweenster in tears on the set of sister Jaime Lynn's "Zoey 101."
• Green Day wins Video of the Year Award as Hurricane Katrina huffed and puffed but couldn't blow the MTV Video Music Awards.
• Hilary Duff is a Wonder of Science as the Superficial claims she's morphing into Kylie Minogue
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• Pro gossiper Mike Evans is reporting his sources say Russell Crowe's six-figure settlement to hotel clerk Josh Estrada is $385,000. That's one expensive long distance phone call, mate! Crowe tells his side of the story.
• Eh? There's more oil underneath Canada than in all of Saudi Arabia. In 10 years, Alberta will be the Big Kahuna of oil production. Suddenly, every day in Washington D.C. is "Be Nice to Canada Day."
