I thought I could go a day without blogging about Lindz but her family makes news and stays in the news. Today her father, Michael Lohan, was sentenced to prison in New York for a variety of crimes, which include:
Assaulting his brother-in-law with a shoe at a party
Driving while intoxicated
Aggravated driving without a license, which is a felony.
The last one means that because he's been convicted before for drunk driving, the charge is now "aggravated" and jail time is mandatory. Newly convicted felon Papa Lohan will now spend the next 1 1/3 to 4 years in prison. Loser.
At least he'll be out of our girl Lindsay's whatever-color hair for the next few years.
