Recapping the latest episode: Zach's evil dad, Paul, is warning nosy Susan to stop snooping around digging for stuff on Zach's mother's death. To make sure she gets the point, creepy Zach torches Susan's kitchen in a fiery explosion. A concerned Mike manages to corner her to tell her to be careful. Oh, really??
What's pushing Zach over the edge? Could it be that Susan's daughter, Julie, said she didn't want to see him anymore. Even his dad came up with this parental observation: "You're not that special, Zach." Way to cheer up your kid, pop. Apparently, one kiss months ago from Julie was enough to send this psycho-in-training into thinking she has a thing for him. He keeps a bunch of photos of her on his bedroom wall as a sort of shrine to her. Pretty soon, this kid is gonna go Jeffrey Dahmer on the whole block.
, Meanwhile, the crazy-as-a-fruit-loop pharmacist, George, who has an obsession for wierdo Bree, keeps showing up trying to date her, much to the annoyance of her husband, Rex. Lynnette is suspicious that her husband Tom has rekindled a romance with an old flame, who has been working at his office for three months. And he didn't tell Lynnette about it. He's such a slut!
Gabrielle is freaked to learn she is pregnant and fears hunky gardener boy toy John is the father. She discovers her husband, Carlos, has been messing with her birth control pills. He threw a going away party for himself and will soon leave for his 8-month stay with the Feds, or 6 months if he gets time off for good behavior. Great lines when the priest asked Gabby: "Oh Lord, what have you done this time?" and when the morning sickness catches Gabbie at the car dealership and she throws up in the car parked on the showroom floor. She still wants it and says, "But not that one. I vomited in it."
Meanwhile, the crazy-as-a-fruit-loop pharmacist, George, who has an obsession for wierdo Bree, keeps showing up trying to date her, much to the annoyance of her husband, Rex. Lynnette is suspicious that her husband Tom has rekindled a romance with an old flame, who has been working at his office for three months. And he didn't tell Lynnette about it. He's such a slut!
Gabrielle is freaked to learn she is pregnant and fears hunky gardener boy toy John is the father. She discovers her husband, Carlos, has been messing with her birth control pills. He threw a going away party for himself and will soon leave for his 8-month stay with the Feds, or 6 months if he gets time off for good behavior. Great lines when the priest asked Gabby: "Oh Lord, what have you done this time?" and when the morning sickness catches Gabbie at the car dealership and she throws up in the car parked on the showroom floor. She still wants it and says, "But not that one. I vomited in it."


