Is Britney Spears really that dumb and delusional? Is she the next Michael Jackson? No new music for her fans but keeping herself constantly in the public eye by exploiting her own fame?
The reality project called ''Britney and Kevin: Chaotic" debuted last night. If you saw it, my condolences. I'm beyond speechless. And in a way, sad for Britney who does come off as a sweet girl. Is this what reality television has come to? UPN has sunk to an all-time low when it agreed to show this 6-episode pile of crap.
The "show" is no more than a shaky "Britney Cam," home movies about Britney's lying around the house, on the road, in the limo, in the hotel suites, her pursuit of Kevin Federline as he clowns around and takes a shower. She often turns the camera around to show, uh ... herself making pig faces. Upclose. Without make-up. My little 10-year-old cousin shoots better shit. This show is a badly done rip-off of the "Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica" and Britney Spears actually makes Paris Hilton look like an intelligent conversationalist.
, Britney: "The sex is real good. Our sex is so good. I've had sex three times today!"
So we learn that she only knew Kev for 6 days before she invited him to come to London (and leave his pregnant girlfriend - not cool) to screw be with her. Way to get back at Justin!! As if.
As for Kevin, was it me or did he seem like he's wasn't all that into her? Well hey, there is that $100 million bank account. Hey, Brit, listen to your bodyguard who sees right through this guy. In fact, you should make the bodyguard your manager and confident since he was the only adult on the show who made any sense at all. (Britney, go CHEW on that.)
It's not enough for her to run out half naked on the hotel balcony hoping the paparazzi posse on the street will snap photos so she can read about herself in the weekly tabloids -- then complain that the papers are filthy rags. Britney and Kev manufacture drama to keep themselves in the limelight as often as possible in order to develop a "famous for being famous" kind of notoriety. With UPN in their corner, these two have achieved their goal.
Thanks to these embarrassing home movies, we now know what Xtina meant in the past when she called Britney "sad and pathetic." It wasn't jealousy. She was just being honest.
Britney: "The sex is real good. Our sex is so good. I've had sex three times today!"
So we learn that she only knew Kev for 6 days before she invited him to come to London (and leave his pregnant girlfriend - not cool) to screw be with her. Way to get back at Justin!! As if.
As for Kevin, was it me or did he seem like he's wasn't all that into her? Well hey, there is that $100 million bank account. Hey, Brit, listen to your bodyguard who sees right through this guy. In fact, you should make the bodyguard your manager and confident since he was the only adult on the show who made any sense at all. (Britney, go CHEW on that.)
It's not enough for her to run out half naked on the hotel balcony hoping the paparazzi posse on the street will snap photos so she can read about herself in the weekly tabloids -- then complain that the papers are filthy rags. Britney and Kev manufacture drama to keep themselves in the limelight as often as possible in order to develop a "famous for being famous" kind of notoriety. With UPN in their corner, these two have achieved their goal.
Thanks to these embarrassing home movies, we now know what Xtina meant in the past when she called Britney "sad and pathetic." It wasn't jealousy. She was just being honest.
