Now an Army of One: Tribe Ulong. It's been a lopsided show this season, as Stephenie and her Ulong tribe member Bobby Jon entered Thursday's (April 7) episode having made it through an impressive 7 straight tribal councils without any individual immunity on "Survivor: Palau." Then, they found themselves wondering which would be eliminated -- and how.
Bad luck, being one step or one stroke too late, unable to swallow eggs or build a puzzle -- and just spectacularly bad for the entire series -- Tribe Ulong's numbers has been dwindling fast. They are possible a contender for the Worst Tribe Ever Award.
Holy Snot Rockets, Bobby Jon! Steph's all alone now! And she continues to win fans while showing she is the true survivor., In fact, if you've been thinking all along that alpha femme Stephenie might be the best female "Survivor" contestant ever, you're probably right. And Steph is the best part of Palau right now because the other team is sooooo incredibly boring, except of course, when the gay guy starts getting teary about being picked on in school way back in the day. Thank God there's an Amazon around to watch.
The reward challenge last night, was the usual gross food-eating contest, and this installment's delicacy, balut, was fertilized but not fully incubated duck eggs. Beyond gross. You knew Tom the NYC firefighter wasn't going to lose to Bobby Jon. The shark slayer slammed down those icky half-formed ducklings with crunchy pointy beaks while holding a steely glare in his eyes, then spit a swing of victorious prized Listerine on the ground. Take that, Ulong!
Since there were only two at tribal council, there was no voting, only a fire-making challenge. I was sure Bobby Jon would win this one since Steph repeatedly said she was not that confident about her firemaking abilities. Somehow, the ancient cavewoman reincarnate came through her soul and she stoked that fire to light the torch. Even Bobby J couldn't believe it.
"Bobby Jon, the tribe definitely did not speak tonight, nevertheless, it's time for you to go," host Jeff Probst announced. And just like that, Ulong is a one-woman tribe. Pfft, the other team doesn't stand a chance. Can't wait for next week.
In fact, if you've been thinking all along that alpha femme Stephenie might be the best female "Survivor" contestant ever, you're probably right. And Steph is the best part of Palau right now because the other team is sooooo incredibly boring, except of course, when the gay guy starts getting teary about being picked on in school way back in the day. Thank God there's an Amazon around to watch.
The reward challenge last night, was the usual gross food-eating contest, and this installment's delicacy, balut, was fertilized but not fully incubated duck eggs. Beyond gross. You knew Tom the NYC firefighter wasn't going to lose to Bobby Jon. The shark slayer slammed down those icky half-formed ducklings with crunchy pointy beaks while holding a steely glare in his eyes, then spit a swing of victorious prized Listerine on the ground. Take that, Ulong!
Since there were only two at tribal council, there was no voting, only a fire-making challenge. I was sure Bobby Jon would win this one since Steph repeatedly said she was not that confident about her firemaking abilities. Somehow, the ancient cavewoman reincarnate came through her soul and she stoked that fire to light the torch. Even Bobby J couldn't believe it.
"Bobby Jon, the tribe definitely did not speak tonight, nevertheless, it's time for you to go," host Jeff Probst announced. And just like that, Ulong is a one-woman tribe. Pfft, the other team doesn't stand a chance. Can't wait for next week.
