In a sign of the coming apocalypse, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, every rock generation's favorite parents, are set to guest host an afternoon talk show on British TV.
The two apparently survived a "grueling" two-hour long test where cuss words were strictly forbidden. TV executives are sort of convinced that the pair could actually talk for an hour without saying "f**k" every other word. (Right. And monkeys will fly outta my butt) They are now being primed by producers at British network ITV to replace "The Paul O'Grady Show" when the host goes on vacation.
One source gushed to the Daily Star: "Sharon and Ozzy agreed not to swear during their interview and kept their word. They didn't say a single F-word or any swear word - during the whole two hours they were at the studios!"
, In fact, the beloved mumbling Prince of Darkness DOES make great conversation even when he's understood not swearing. Witness his appearance on the Carson Daly's show when he offered up this TMI, "I don't drink, I don't do drugs, I don't smoke. In fact I'm boring now and my only vice is masturbation." You see? No cussing -- but Too Much Information.
In fact, the beloved mumbling Prince of Darkness DOES make great conversation even when he's understood not swearing. Witness his appearance on the Carson Daly's show when he offered up this TMI, "I don't drink, I don't do drugs, I don't smoke. In fact I'm boring now and my only vice is masturbation." You see? No cussing -- but Too Much Information.
