There are reports that Britney Spears had special legal documents drawn up before her marriage last year to prevent hubbie Kevin Federline from inheriting any of her money in case she dies, because she must think she's too young to make a will.
According to British newspaper the Daily Mirror the singer's mom, Lynn, sister Jamie Lynn and brother Bryan would take control of reported $100-million dollar trust fund. These latest tasty revelations are evidence that Britney 1) does have a brain and 2) she knows Kevin isn't one to stick around when he gets bored. She's taking care to safeguard the fortune she's worked hard for.
The report also says she made Federline sign a pre-nuptial agreement before their wedding last year, after denying at the time she wasn't asking for one. Maybe she remembered that her first marriage lasted one day.
, She also allegedly had to buy her own $40,000 engagement ring and had to put the manbitch on her payroll because the 'do rag wearing Kevin has like no money to his name.
As for the soon-to-be reality Show couple, if they need someone to write dialogue for their upcoming, uh, "reality", might I suggest the writer at VH1's Best Week Ever Show who penned the hilarious vow exchange between the couple last year:
September 27, 2004 -
Kevin: "I promise you will always be my bitch... I promise to always stand in your shadow, no matter how big it gets... I love you. Don't get fat."
Britney: "Kevin Earl Federline... [fans self] I've never felt this way before about a back-up dancer...who was white. I promise to always... dance... haha, I do that anyway! [looks at crowd] Omigawd, y'all, I'm gettin' married!!... I promise to always be, like... a wife. [snaps gum] Y'all, shut up! They're makin'me laugh!!"
Kevin: "I promise to love you no matter how much your new songs suck."
Britney: "Thank you for reminding me to move my mouth when I lip sync."
She also allegedly had to buy her own $40,000 engagement ring and had to put the manbitch on her payroll because the 'do rag wearing Kevin has like no money to his name.
As for the soon-to-be reality Show couple, if they need someone to write dialogue for their upcoming, uh, "reality", might I suggest the writer at VH1's Best Week Ever Show who penned the hilarious vow exchange between the couple last year:
September 27, 2004 -
Kevin: "I promise you will always be my bitch... I promise to always stand in your shadow, no matter how big it gets... I love you. Don't get fat."
Britney: "Kevin Earl Federline... [fans self] I've never felt this way before about a back-up dancer...who was white. I promise to always... dance... haha, I do that anyway! [looks at crowd] Omigawd, y'all, I'm gettin' married!!... I promise to always be, like... a wife. [snaps gum] Y'all, shut up! They're makin'me laugh!!"
Kevin: "I promise to love you no matter how much your new songs suck."
Britney: "Thank you for reminding me to move my mouth when I lip sync."
