"Survivor" champ Richard Hatch, who didn't pay taxes on his million-dollar jackpot, reneged on a deal with the feds to plead guilty yesterday.
"He still thinks he's beyond everybody and everything," she said. "Now he's going to be behind bars." Wow, what delightful news for Susan. She was the loser who managed to scream her way off the show over the unwelcome penis to bum touch she got from Richard when he was nude running on the boards. Sue said she was so upset over it that it interfered with her game play. And she quit.
She later called Richard a snake and admitted she has prayed to God to strike him. "I'm not beyond vengeance. But I thought it would take years. I've got a feeling I've got some fans up there in the IRS. Isn't real life so much funnier than TV?"
Yes, it's all about you isn't is, Sue?
Anyhoo, Hatch, who was called the "fat naked guy" by David Letterman, has been hoarding the million bucks he won on the first season of "Survivor." He kept all the cash and didn't declare his any of the winnings to the IRS.
When they caught up with him in January, he signed a deal admitting he evaded taxes in exchange for prosecutors recommending a short jail term.
The Feds were set to dismiss the charges against Hatch this week -- in anticipation of his official "guilty" plea set. But in an unusual reversal yesterday, Hatch withdrew his admissions and today's court hearing was canceled. Prosecutors say they will get a grand jury to throw the book at him, and he could get 10 years in jail if convicted. If that happens, he'll have to come up with some real survivor skills for his stint in the Big House.
