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Olsen Twins Manage Their Empire

Posted by Fara Kearnes on March 9, 2005 8:14 PM |

Last week, Us Weekly reported that wild thing Ashley Olsen got about 3,000 calls in two days after the Paris Hilton Sidekick hack. Meanwhile, The Star is pointing out that her twin Mary-Kate WASN'T EVEN LISTED IN Paris' party book. (the humiliation!)


The Olsen twins

When the girls aren't busy smashing their phones against the wall after getting a call from the 700th moron (you devils out there!), they've been busy working internships like good little students.

Honestly, though, the purpose of going to college is to overindulge in alcohol beverages and have conversations with the white queen -- uh, I mean, get a good education -- in order to get that sick office job staring at the clock in an 8' X 6' cubicle. So I don't understand which rich kids who don't have to work do time at college at all.

The Olsens have been an incredible success since they were filling up diapers, so their going to college makes as much sense as Britany Spears thinking she'll go study to be a C.S.I. (I'm not making this up. She actually SAID that.)

And look at brainy actress Natalie Portman who graduated from Harvard with a psychology degree. Spare me. HAAAR-vard. (Roll of the eyes.) Probably scored 1320 on her PSATs -- Bwaaahahahahah, You had me going ther.... oh wait. She did? Never mind.
, Mary-Kate and Ashley, who are worth more than $300 million, are in their freshmen year at New York University's Gallatin School of Individualized Study. And forget about having a few beers and hard mikes and going to class for traditional sleepwalking liberal education -- nope, not these two.

They managed to score some sweet internships (thereby denying other students of lesser financial means and advantages from working those gigs.) They spend their days just hanging with other celebs. And gettin' credit for it.

MK and Ash, if you want a degree, I'll trade you my worthless experience for just the spare change from that $300 mil. Hang out with an entire college campus full of blind sheeple anti-everything, pro-stupidity nimblebrains, and you'll see my point.

But you two have no intention of doing that. Instead, Mary-Kate hangs and interns with famous photographer Annie Leibovitz. Not that she actually gets to help with the photo shoots, so it's not like she'll be able to give home filmmaking tips to Paris Hilton, or anything, since most of her "internship" will consist of fetching coffee and getting Annie's lunch. Maybe some filing. Those skills always comes in handy.

Olsen Twin: "You wanna grande mocha frappuccino and what else?"

Like I can see that. And Ashley is interning with fashioner designer Zac Posen, and likewise taking care of those office duties. I guess since the twins already have their own line aptly named "mary-kateandashley" -- Ashley thinks she need some actual hands-on training in fashion design.

The Gallatin School's Web site explains the school's focus on practical experience: "The work may relate to the student's intellectual or creative goals or may be based on learning experiences related to the student's professional and career aspirations."

Yeah, right, because the twins might just blow through that Martha Stewart-sized bank account real soon and then where would they be?? Give me a break. There are college students in New York who REALLY could have benefited from those choice internships.

Mary-Kate and Ashley, who are worth more than $300 million, are in their freshmen year at New York University's Gallatin School of Individualized Study. And forget about having a few beers and hard mikes and going to class for traditional sleepwalking liberal education -- nope, not these two.

They managed to score some sweet internships (thereby denying other students of lesser financial means and advantages from working those gigs.) They spend their days just hanging with other celebs. And gettin' credit for it.

MK and Ash, if you want a degree, I'll trade you my worthless experience for just the spare change from that $300 mil. Hang out with an entire college campus full of blind sheeple anti-everything, pro-stupidity nimblebrains, and you'll see my point.

But you two have no intention of doing that. Instead, Mary-Kate hangs and interns with famous photographer Annie Leibovitz. Not that she actually gets to help with the photo shoots, so it's not like she'll be able to give home filmmaking tips to Paris Hilton, or anything, since most of her "internship" will consist of fetching coffee and getting Annie's lunch. Maybe some filing. Those skills always comes in handy.

Olsen Twin: "You wanna grande mocha frappuccino and what else?"

Like I can see that. And Ashley is interning with fashioner designer Zac Posen, and likewise taking care of those office duties. I guess since the twins already have their own line aptly named "mary-kateandashley" -- Ashley thinks she need some actual hands-on training in fashion design.

The Gallatin School's Web site explains the school's focus on practical experience: "The work may relate to the student's intellectual or creative goals or may be based on learning experiences related to the student's professional and career aspirations."

Yeah, right, because the twins might just blow through that Martha Stewart-sized bank account real soon and then where would they be?? Give me a break. There are college students in New York who REALLY could have benefited from those choice internships.


Comments

what the heck kind of website is this?! is this thing a joke?! Yes, i am a HUGE fan of MK&A but,what is this talk about "a wall flower of a sister:mary-kate"????!!!! and dont forget the who needs college crack. MK&A probaly want a good education. If i were one of their relatives, i would have this site ban.

I'd have to agree with the writer. The purpose of a college education is to prepare oneself for a future (credible) job. The Olsen twins were born into money and are using college for, what?, a little knowledge about fashion (yet they have a clothing line?). 100% in agreement with the author. They're taking up space that real students need. The comment using "wall-flower" wasn't connotatively negative and and their relatives couldn't legally ban this site. I like how people comment with bias. Makes the world dumber every time.



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