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Britney Spears Has Something To Say to Y'all

Posted by Fara Kearnes on March 31, 2005 4:41 PM |

Like most people, while I could not care less if Britany Spears is preggers or not, it is horrifying to think that Kevin Federline could be spawning - again. and again. and again. This will make, what? 3 babies in 2 years? Who does he think he is? An NBA player?

Britney Spears

Britney is constantly photographed at the checkout stand buying tabloids, yet, she took a stab at them at her website, calling everybody fat, ranting about employees being liars and God knows what . . . , Dear False Tabloids,

As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don't know. But after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter. I'm really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I'd like them to ask themselves the question, "What am I lying to myself about?" Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren't making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid.

Britney

P.S. People magazine is great in my book!"

Wole . . . I was an english major, yo, but I have no clue what she's gettin at here. What exactly is she trying to say?

Star and Us Weekly have reported that the pop star is three months pregnant and claiming that her recent visit to a doctor's office was to get a sonogram. They've also noted that Spears hasn't been photographed drinking or smoking, and that both tabloids have run pictures showing Spears has gained weight in her boobs, butt and bun oven.

Britney says the weight gain is due to love - that is, the "honeymoon aftereffect."

Excuse me, but . . . isn't pregnancy, like, the ultimate "honeymoon aftereffect"? Meanwhile, off in Vegas, K-Fed is celebrating his little wife's rumored pregnancy by partying with prostitutes and booking "VIP escort" services. You know what they say . . . What happens in Vegas... ends up in the US Weekly.

Dear False Tabloids,

As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don't know. But after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter. I'm really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I'd like them to ask themselves the question, "What am I lying to myself about?" Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren't making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid.

Britney

P.S. People magazine is great in my book!"

Wole . . . I was an english major, yo, but I have no clue what she's gettin at here. What exactly is she trying to say?

Star and Us Weekly have reported that the pop star is three months pregnant and claiming that her recent visit to a doctor's office was to get a sonogram. They've also noted that Spears hasn't been photographed drinking or smoking, and that both tabloids have run pictures showing Spears has gained weight in her boobs, butt and bun oven.

Britney says the weight gain is due to love - that is, the "honeymoon aftereffect."

Excuse me, but . . . isn't pregnancy, like, the ultimate "honeymoon aftereffect"? Meanwhile, off in Vegas, K-Fed is celebrating his little wife's rumored pregnancy by partying with prostitutes and booking "VIP escort" services. You know what they say . . . What happens in Vegas... ends up in the US Weekly.


Comments

Oh u guyz... Brit is NOT pregnant. So wat if she quite smoking and drinking.... Maybe her marraige with kevin IS on the rocks and its because of her drinking and smoking. maybe that was why she stopped. If she was pregnant, she would admit it. Why not be proud of having a child? she would be proud, not embaressed. And not only that, but maybe the reason shes gaining weight is because she just wants a normal life, not always having to look perfect. As for Kevin, he is just a.. hes too low for Brit in my mind. And not cuz shes famous. He just is. And if she is having a child, so WHAT? Shes a women, shes alowed to have kids. And did ya ever think that maybe she got boob implants? Why does everyone make it such a big deal. Dont go barging into other peples personal life. Thats so wrong. Im really disappointed in you guys.
Megz Doll


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