SEVENTH LEVEL, HELL - The Prince and First Lady of Darkness escaped unharmed from the flames that licked the walls of their doomed mansion in Buckinghamshire, England, yesterday.
Glad to hear our beloved Ozzy, that rascally tattooed, wild-eyed godfather of heavy metal, is safe but as for the burned house - it's toast. Boos all around.
Sharoooooooon!
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne fled to safety, with their dogs, to an outdoor garden. Some folks were treated for smoke inhalation but I sure it couldn't have been as bad as the smoke machine at a Black Sabbath concert. Sharoooooooon!, "I am beginning to wonder when this bad luck's ever going to stop," Sharon, 51, is quoted as telling Britain's Sun tabloid about the fire.
Besides Sharon's recent battle with cancer and son Jack's battle with drugs, last November thieves broke into the mansion and stole jewelry. Then there was the scene a few months ago when Ozzy suffered a near-fatal crash on a friggin' four-wheeler, at high speeds, while on the grounds of the estate. And he's got arthritis.
Let's hope this nasty streak of hard luck ends soon for the Osbournes . . .
"I am beginning to wonder when this bad luck's ever going to stop," Sharon, 51, is quoted as telling Britain's Sun tabloid about the fire.
Besides Sharon's recent battle with cancer and son Jack's battle with drugs, last November thieves broke into the mansion and stole jewelry. Then there was the scene a few months ago when Ozzy suffered a near-fatal crash on a friggin' four-wheeler, at high speeds, while on the grounds of the estate. And he's got arthritis.
Let's hope this nasty streak of hard luck ends soon for the Osbournes . . .
Comments
i TOTALLY agree with you about Priscilla Presley - what has she done to herself?? i guess she feels that she looks good and hopefully she has no mirrors in Graceland....
Posted by: Anonymous | September 2, 2005 12:12 AM