There's a buzz around the courthouse at the Michael Jackson trial that the star recently failed a lie detector test.
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Jackson reportedly took the tests a month ago and failed miserably. Not that it matters as far as his defense goes . . . since the tests aren't admissible as evidence in a California court. Score one for the wierd one who will likely deny he even took the tests.
Anyhoo, it sounds like the trial could begin as early as next Tuesday, in which case, Jackson will probably pull his best "Captain Crunch meets the Navy" outfit from the closet to wear and impress us all. If you ask me, his attorneys should plead insanity instead of Not Guilty, because Jackson doesn't appear to have a clue how serious this is.
As for the ridiculous list of character witnesses, like Kobe Bryant, don't believe it. It's just publicity. On the "Tonight Show" the other night, Jay Leno said he has no idea why HE'S listed as a possible defense witness. Leno joked on that his relationship with Jackson was perfectly innocent. He said that "all we did was cuddle" and "people have to make it something dirty."
Leno also promised that he won't rat out Jackson: "Us white folks, we stick together."




Comments
if Michael Jackson is quilty of anything, it's tryin to be White. He should havae stayed just like he was, black and beautiful. Look, who are the majority of child molesters, serial killers, woman abusers and the like. They are white people. I am not predudice but that's just how this society is. We pride ourselves as being the most advanced technologically, the richest materially, and the most civilized socially. But we are also the most savage and inhumane.A sick society for sure.
Posted by: Anonymous | March 9, 2005 4:38 PM