Crips, who can keep up with the teenage drama queen and her dysfunctional family? There's more news about Lindsay Lohan and her family hot off the internet news, and no, this time it's not from the ladies room vomitorium at the Whiskey Blue in New Orleans. (And this girl is HOW old?)
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First off, it seems Lindsay's new hooters, the "double-wides," are too big for the big screen - at least to appear in a Disney movie. Insiders are saying that her new volumptuous boob job needs to be digitally reduced in her film "Herbie: fully loaded," because the test screen audience were "distracted" and said "oo-la-la." Or words to that effect.
In more family news, her dad, Michael Lohan, was arrested Saturday following a spectacular one-car crash in Syosset, N.Y., some where out on Long Island. Luckily, he got out of the car before it burst into flames. He wasn't hurt but he was busted for driving without a license. And slapped with a DUI. Bummer for him.
, He's been hitting the news wire a lot this past year: Among other things, Papa Lohan pleaded guilty in December to assaulting his brother-in-law at a family party and was ordered into drug and alcohol treatment. And last summer, he skipped out on a $4,000 hotel bill and was was arrested for that.
In his divorce from Lindsay mom, Dina, he is asking for half of the 15 percent his daughter pays her mother to manage her career. His lawyer says the figure could be as much as $6 million to $7 million per year. Yowser! No wonder he doesn't want the little meal ticket to get away.
He's been hitting the news wire a lot this past year: Among other things, Papa Lohan pleaded guilty in December to assaulting his brother-in-law at a family party and was ordered into drug and alcohol treatment. And last summer, he skipped out on a $4,000 hotel bill and was was arrested for that.
In his divorce from Lindsay mom, Dina, he is asking for half of the 15 percent his daughter pays her mother to manage her career. His lawyer says the figure could be as much as $6 million to $7 million per year. Yowser! No wonder he doesn't want the little meal ticket to get away.
Comments
I just want to say that, recently, Lindsay Lohan has had to put up with a lot in terms of moives and tabloids and family problems and rumors (especially those) and the press and paparazzi need to leave her be for a while. I know that one can argue that it's okay to do this bcuz she accepted this lifestyle when she became a celebrity, but, come on, give her a break! The news is CONSTANTLY FILLED with stuff about her family, her weight, her body, her partying, etc. Not only is it bad that they're targeting her non-stop, but it's all bad stuff about her for us to read for our "entertainment" and that is sick. We really ought to be more aware of what lengths we go to and prices we pay to keep ourselves "entertained." I'm not just saying this for her either but for all celebrities. These people DID decide to make a living by entertaining us through their preformances, but that's just it: THEIR PERFOMANCES! Their lives should be left to them in privacy and I don't care if i'm alone when i say this; I just hope I'm not and that others agree with me when I say: I am disgusted that this "Great Country" tries to bring those who entertain us down and defame them just for a little chuckle that we don't need!
Posted by: WakeUp | July 28, 2005 1:56 AM