Madonna is bringing her (crass commercial) devotion to the religion of Kabbalah to the shelves at a grocery store near you, as she is considering becoming the new face of the "Kabbalah Energy Drink." Madonna has decided to test the drink on herself (sort of like a guinea pig, huh?) before deciding whether to agree to the deal.
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According to a Kabbalah spokesman, the energy drink will eventually be sold worldwide: "We are going after the Red Bull market but Kabbalah Energy Drink tastes better. It is infused with Kabbalah water, which is holy water."
Oh yeah? and will Madonna's Kabbalah holy water mix well with vodka or a Yegerbomb?
No thanks, but Red Bull rules, it's the classic booster -- although it’s a mystery to me why I’m willing to pay $2 bucks for an 8.3 oz drink, but I do. Honorable mentions for taste and zap: Blue Ox, Bawls, Lost, XS Energy, Pimp Juice, Hanson’s ENERGY, Jones Whoop Ass, and of course, Gatorade.
