Susan (Teri Hatcher, below) has the shock of her life when she finds out at the police station that her boyfriend, the main suspect in the murder of Mrs. Kravitz, has done time for manslaughter and drug trafficking. She's heartbroken to realize he's really a lying piece of shit.
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Creepy mom KimberBree learns from her daughter Danielle that she wants to hook up with Miguel just so he'll love her. (Yeah, like that always works.) So KimberBree goes over to see Miguel and tells him to be really mean to her daughter so that her heart will be broken and she won't be holding on to her dreams of giving her virginity to him. (Nice parenting skills there.) Welp, Danielle is next seen crying and staggering from desperately depressed Zach's un-hip pool party so Miguel must have told her he doesn't want her.
Miguel's roommate tries to blackmail Gabrielle into sleeping with him. She's not going for THIS young buck (She has her standards!) but then he gets all gooey and apologies for wanting to bang her, it was only because he's confused and wondering if he's gay or not. Gabrielle then does the mature adult thing and comes on to him. Nothing. He's like so relieved that she doesn't turn him on. Oh happy day!
, While mom Susan is at the police station, Julie bags her homework and goes to the pool party and sits with Zach while he's tries to channel some kind of pre-Klebold and Harris killer karma and threatens to shoot Andrew. Okay, now Danielle is freaked and believes he's really depressed and crazy.
Matt is thrilled when a co-worker goes down at a softball game and he gets his promotion instead. It means the new gig would take him far, far, far away from home - a lot, but Lynette sabotages it with a psyche job on the boss's wife. Matt is heartbroken over losing the promotion.
Susan finds Julie so not home after she gets back all teary-eyed from being enlightened by the cops that her boyfriend really might be a sicko serial killer. She runs over to Zach's pool party to hunt down Julie, only everyone is gone 'cept for the two gay dudes getting it on. Righty-o, that would be Miquel's horny roommate and Andrew Van de Kamp! Susan discovers the two of them nekked in the Youngs' pool and Andrew yells at her "Hey! I'm not gay!" Yep, she can see that right off.
Episode summary: Three broken hearts, one gay make-out scene, one saved virginity, one heart attack at third base, one murderer living next door, and a teenage killer wannabe across the street.
Looking forward to next week . . .
While mom Susan is at the police station, Julie bags her homework and goes to the pool party and sits with Zach while he's tries to channel some kind of pre-Klebold and Harris killer karma and threatens to shoot Andrew. Okay, now Danielle is freaked and believes he's really depressed and crazy.
Matt is thrilled when a co-worker goes down at a softball game and he gets his promotion instead. It means the new gig would take him far, far, far away from home - a lot, but Lynette sabotages it with a psyche job on the boss's wife. Matt is heartbroken over losing the promotion.
Susan finds Julie so not home after she gets back all teary-eyed from being enlightened by the cops that her boyfriend really might be a sicko serial killer. She runs over to Zach's pool party to hunt down Julie, only everyone is gone 'cept for the two gay dudes getting it on. Righty-o, that would be Miquel's horny roommate and Andrew Van de Kamp! Susan discovers the two of them nekked in the Youngs' pool and Andrew yells at her "Hey! I'm not gay!" Yep, she can see that right off.
Episode summary: Three broken hearts, one gay make-out scene, one saved virginity, one heart attack at third base, one murderer living next door, and a teenage killer wannabe across the street.
Looking forward to next week . . .
