"Next week, Ashlee Simpson is launching her tour. When asked about it, Ashlee said, 'Luckily if I'm late, they can always start without me.'" – Conan O'Brien
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Yeah, you never know when a nasty case of acid reflux might kick in . . .
But Conan doesn't need to write funnies on Ashlee - she provides enough comedy just trying to screech as a singer.
She released a single in January, with such oh-so saucy lyrics, as she tries to ditch her "good girl" image. The song reveals her most intimate sex fantasies. She says, "It's something every girl thinks about. I sat down before I wrote it and thought, I'm a girl, I'm feminine and I can be sexy so here goes."
And her fantasy is . . . "You can dress me up in diamonds, you can dress me up in dirt. You can throw me like a linesman, I like it better when it hurts." - Now THAT'S funny!
Comments
ashlee is well cool and sexy! so she had refux all her fans kno shes great and we're all here to support her! just hope she comes to the uk soon!! xx
Posted by: gill | March 18, 2005 12:15 AM
Ashlee Simspon SUCKS!!!
She is sooooo ugly, come on, get a nose job or something, she looks like she would really smell bad if you go up close to her, plus she looks like she's a nose picker. YUK !!!!!
Posted by: Terri | November 11, 2005 5:28 PM
Ashlee simpson rocks ! she's gorgeous and unique and she doesnt go with the mainstream crowd just to be like all the other actresses/singers , she stands out and she has her own style. which makes her a better role-model for younger girls then those ugly anorexic girls (*cough* hilary duff *cough*).
Posted by: Neda | January 22, 2006 1:52 AM