Socialite skanks, Wacko Jacko sleep-overs, and no-talent Simpson sisters getting you down lately? Celebrities are never aware of how annoying they really are, so articles like this help to point a few things out -- for those celebs who have the ability to read. Here's a list of New Year's resolutions for the 25 worst offending celebrities.
A SAMPLE:
TARA REID: "I will never accidentally pose nude again."
DONALD TRUMP: "I will fire myself."
MICHAEL JACKSON: "I will play with friends my own age."
PARIS HILTON: "I will stop making 'socialite' the equivalent of 'skank.'"
Read the list by REBECCA LOUIE and ISAAC GUZMAN at the New York Daily News
