The 4th annual Lyttle Lytton Contest is over! The most hideous, hilarious fiction ever written! The annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest challenges entrants to pen the world's most atrocious first line to a novel. Check out the winners!
Here are a few tasty morsels for you to sample . . .
I am pleased to announce that, although attitudes have improved immensely, the beatings will continue.
-- M. Boots
The dame had balls, you had to give her that, and a Jetta.
-- V. Tobin
I know who the murderer is, Kevin blogged. -- S. Kurruk
